Funny and Thoughtful Wedding Quotes

If you have been asked to make a toast, write a speech or a wedding invitation, just by adding one or more wedding quotes can make it more memorable. You will find some are funny and some thoughtful. Use any one or all 10 wedding quotes. Enjoy!

To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong admit it;
Whenever you're right shut up.
~ Ogden Nash

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
~ Mignon McLaughlin

Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car. ~ Will Stanton

I got gaps; you got gaps; we fill each others gaps.
~ Rocky







Why is it that people get married?
Because we need a witness to our lives.
There's a billion people on the planet.
What does any one life really mean?
But in a marriage, you're promising to care about everything...
The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things,
All of it... all the time, every day.
You're saying "Your life will not go unnoticed because I will notice it.
Your life will not go unwitnessed - because I will be your witness."
~From the movie, "Shall We Dance?" 2004

Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
~ Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets. ~ Ogden Nash

People do not marry people, not real ones anyway; they marry what they think the person is; they marry illusions and images. The exciting adventure of marriage is finding out who the partner really is. ~ James L. Framo

When there is love in a marriage, there is harmony in the home; when there is harmony in the home, there is contentment in the community; when there is contentment in the community, there is prosperity in the nation; when there is prosperity in the nation, there is peace in the world. ~ Chinese proverb

Enjoy!

Funny and Thoughtful Wedding Quotes
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